what people are thinking. This is quite brutal, but he shouldn't have been there in the first place, so no empathy from me...
Edit: Link fixed
The Dodgers are now stuck with a bat and a mouth, and sadly, that's about all Manny has. The worst glove in the history of Baseball. The worst arm in baseball. One of the worst attitudes toward teammates and owners, and he doesn't even know the meaning of the word 'hustle'. The only player I know that when he gets a hit, he stands there admiring it for a few seconds before trotting over to first base.
I can only say, I wish them luck. I see visions of Gary Sheffield. A cancer to the team. Wonder how long he'll last.
Go Angels!!!!
This just cracks me up every time I see it. Gaming athletes? LoL.
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets The
cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is in evitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everyt [... more]
This is too true to be funny
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLIO [... more]
What it will be like in the future, and likely not too distant in the future.
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia
'Aha!' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. 'Aha!' said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room t [... more]
An awesome new release from the Hubble Space Telescope celebrating their 18th anniversary. Hard to believe it's been up there that long. I understand our galaxy will suffer the same fate with the Andromeda galaxy in about 4 billion years.
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If you scroll down the page, you can get the individual pictures.
